Suzyblue's Fantastic Apps (Of Do0m)

My mom got the new IPhone 4G, and she thinks all these different apps are really awesome. Here I was thinking, (as she downloaded Twitter (help!)) “It’s like… like… like you could get anything as an app! What if…” . So I was led to this post, what with my erratic frame of mind.
Here is a list of Suzyblue’s Fantastic Apps (Of Do0m)

ISmell:
This app will allow man to smell thing that no man has smelled before! ( This is a Star Trek reference. We’re trying to attract a large consumer base. ) Caution: This may allow you to smell things that you really would prefer not to smell. Therefore, we are also selling a NEW product- Mr. Clean, Mighty Sheen!) $1.50. This App may also cause customer to smell like dirty socks due to malfunctions.

ITaste:
All you’ve got to do is lick the screen of your IPhone while using this app, and you will taste… Cookies! This app is absolutely FREE! 99 percent sugar and fat free. Due to the… advanced technology *cough cough* you must rub cookies all over your phone first, however! Remember, this is absolutely free! Biting phone will not make the phone taste any better, not to mention that you will need a new phone. Cookies not included.

IFaint:
You will be the instant envy of all of your friends and enemies wiiith… IFAINT! You can easily escape any bad situation with a spectacular swooning show. Take a deep whiff of the phone. It will be letting out a noxious fume for exactly 7.213845296350 seconds. You will then faint both stylishly-and sensationally! Make the front cover of the Times! Make enemies cry! Prank your friends! Escape that shopping trip in a simple click of a button! Great at birthday parties. Buy NOW! There are varieties of scents, from onions to garbage to Great Grandpa’s farts! $2.99. Side effects may include growing beaver teeth, extra facial hair, and turning blue.


So there you have it! If these don’t work, don’t look at me.