A funny Story

Hah! I have a very funny thing to tell you that happened last Wednesday.

Beware!

Haha, gotcha didn't I? No, that isn't what happened. What happened was that I was playing this imaginary game with my friends, and then people started to join until it seemed like half of my grade was playing, and I wasn't having much fun anymore. So that Wednesday, it was Popcorn Day, and I was playing with my friends and our newly discovered Dragon Bites, (popcorn) which tamed the dragons, and I realized the mob had moved to the soccer field. Now, I was bored, so it wasn't like I was about to go and join. So I climbed up on a metal bar toy I used to call The Castle, on the very top bar, and sat down. I put myself in that position that's kind of says, ' So cooler than you ' , and sat there, relaxed, smirking, holding onto the tower with only my feet and eating popcorn. Smirking. Smirking at them. Smirking at how darn silly they looked. I thought to myself, " They look so funny, flapping their arms around and making complete fools of themselves." Wait, now, don't get me wrong, I'm usually not the type to snicker at my friends, but it was so funny, me up there on the top of the world, coolest of the cool. And them. Down there. Being ridiculous. And I realized, "Good Heavens, I was down there doing that a minute ago!"

Ridiculous.

Wow. Am I really that nerdy?

Oopsie Daisie

Well, yesterday I was just sitting in my room, off in space, and I realized something. Why do I even understand what I'm thinking about? Why am I not a primitive slug? Why do we know that certain pronunciations in our language are "right" and some are "wrong"? Why do we even know that anything is right or wrong? Why can we understand each other? WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A LANGUAGE? Ack. Don't think about that kind of unanswerable question for too long, or you will feel all mushy. Really.

Chocolate and chips

Mmmmm.... Chocolate and chips. Life wouldn't be right, somehow, without chips and chocolate. Myself and my friends are always begging each other for a chip or a cookie or a Cheeto or,well,you get it.My friend Firefox and I are absolutely MAD for chocolate and chips and cheese. Although we agree salty stuff like pretzels are delicious too. Ah, it's a shame that they aren't healthy....oh well. Now, what I don't like are squash and asparagus and ucky vegetables like that. I like most veggies, but don't even try to feed me the most dreaded vegetable of all....MUSTARD GREENS. I HATE MUSTARD GREENS. NEVER FEED ME THEM, STRAW. Speaking of Straw, she and Mr.WiggleToes always make me and THE LIGHTBULB unload and reload the dishes every night. Every night. Always. Gets a bit ANNOYING if you know what I mean. Oh well! I will just have to deal with it. Will post more later,



CacoaBeany

Saturday

Guess what! Superior Saturday just came out! Arthur is trying to defeat the next Trustee, like usual, but he's gone a bit crazy. I seriously think having all those Keys is affecting his noodle or something. Saturday is trying to invade Sunday's Incomparable Gardens, but the Drasil trees, which never stop growing, are making that almost impossible. Notice I said almost. Saturday manages to invade Sunday's territory, but Arthur, right on cue, gets the Key from Saturday. It's a very thrilling tale. However, read the other five before you read this one or you won't understand half of it.

Bored

Have you ever been terribly bored? I certainly have. Today I just don't feel like writing about the Septimus Heap series anymore, so I'll write about something random.

I like random.

Ooo. Say, have you ever had a really good idea and then someone asks you a question, and then you forget it? I find that more than annoying. You just KNOW it was a good idea, and it's so aggravating to think about it. Sigh.... that sort of thing happens to me much too often.

Please post about times like that on my blog today, if you will.
Anyway, speaking of aggravating, have you ever got really annoyed with someone and then said something you really regretted? It happens.
That's very aggravating.

Someone should write a book about funny incidents like that that happened to themselves and friends. Maybe I'll do that.

That'd be cool.

Flyte

Flyte is the second book in the series Septimus Heap series I told you about.
Here ya go. Read on!

Jenna is in danger. Her adoptive brother Simon has kidnapped her!
Septimus goes on a trip into the forest with his brother Nicko to try to rescue Jenna, since Marcia is being controlled by a shadow and doesn't believe that Jenna's been kidnapped. In the forest, Septimus finds Wolf Boy, an old friend of his. Wolf Boy tries to help them find Jenna.
Meanwhile, Jenna, in the depths of a Wurm burrow, devises a plan.

But can she escape Simon?

This is a very thrilling story, and I suggest you read it.
Please do.

Septimus heap series

I'm going to write about the Septimus Heap series. Today I'll write about the first book, Magyk. Then tommorow, the next, and so on.
The setting is a town with lots of wizards. Lots of wizards, and castles and palaces and stuff!
many people practice magic there. They also have a Queen, and lots and lots of ghosts, most of which are nice, but not all of them.I really enjoyed this book, and you certainly would too, if you like reading about magic and danger and mystery. Please read this book! It's a great pastime, reading books. Sorry about the shorter post today. I'll write more soon!!